Is She a Player?
Players aren’t just guys anymore, and they aren’t just hip-hop vixens shaking their booties at the club. From Indie Chick to Gangster Bitch, female players come in all shapes, sizes, and incarnations. Look for these signs before falling for a player and getting played harder than a Wii after Christmas.
She Talks to a lot of guys
Obvious? Maybe, but also something easily forgiven if she explains it away as “they’re just friends” or “I get along better with guys”(both of which may actually be true). But don’t turn your head completely just yet. Same as how a female wouldn’t whole-heartedly trust a male surrounded by friends of the feminine persuasion, you shouldn’t take her platonic word for it right off the bat. She could be telling them the same thing about you. Do some snooping, some investigative work before investing yourself to her. I don’t mean digging through her trash or tapping her phones, hang around her for a bit – just as friends, and see whether she really is “just one of the guys”… or busy picking her flavors of the week.
She’s Vague and Non-Committal
Wanna do something this weekend? Of course you do. But how come she never says what or when? Some weekends pass and plans never pan out. Some weekends she’s free but her phone’s always blowing up. Plus, she never stays long– just a few hours or maybe overnight. Then it’s back to trying to find her on your radar again. She says she digs you, but never with any meaning. She says she’ll call you, but sometimes never does. Is she a superhero? What’s with the vanishing act, both physically and emotionally? Unless you’re dating Wonder Woman, don’t invest more than she’s investing in you. At the very least, your investment to her should be 50:50.
She Feeds You Lines
Careful, lines uttered from a female player’s mouth aren’t like those of male players. They aren’t full of cool, smooth, playboy-type words designed to charm the boxers off you. They’re different; well-masked words and phrases designed to draw compliments or emotions from you, sort of verbal fishing lines. She might downplay her allure to get you to up your attraction. She may provide innocent conversation with not-so-innocent twinges of flirtation. No, you’re not imagining it, she’s dropping you ever-so-subtle hints, but hints that could easily be nothing but friendliness. At some point, if she’s not dropping you a clear sign, she’s playing verbal bob and weave, trying to get you to swing at a target that’s more than ready to duck… but let you connect only when she wants it.
She’s Young
Most, not all, female players stop the games in their upper-twenties. Late teens to early twenties is a ripe age for female-playerdom to flourish, mainly because guys in their late teens to early twenties are young, dumb, and full of motivation that doesn’t come from their brain. Hit any bar, any club and you’ll see– 21 year old chicks acting like seasoned vets when it comes to deflecting come-ons from those they don’t like, and accepting invitations from those they do. Girls in their prime know their options aren’t limited. The female players among them won’t limit their options.
Your Intuition Tells You
Yeah, even though you’re a guy, you’re not completely stupid. Guys have more instinct in them than women’s magazines would have you believe. Intuition will tell you this girl may not be being forthright with you. A little spidey-sense in the back of your head will tell you she’s not living up to the words that are coming from her mouth. And listen to the words coming from her mouth. Are they generically flirtatious? For example, could you be replaced with another male and the words she’s saying still be applicable? She’s being vague and non-committal. She’s 21 and she’s got a lot of guy friends. She’s feeding you lines. Or is she? Trust your gut. At best, invest in her what she’s investing in you. Listen to that tiny voice squeaking in your head; don’t let it get drowned out by the loud yelling coming from below.
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Introducing Francesca
Well hello boys. The name is Francesca, or the answer to all of your questions about women, sex and how to get both.
Weight: 132 Lbs.
Hair Color: Depends on my mood – Red at the moment.
Eye Color: Blue
Bra Size: 36D, and they are natural boys!!! No silicone in this girl.
Waist: 26”
Hips: 38
Height: 5’8” Tall
Now that you have me pictured in your head, wrap your brain around the fact that my purpose here is to cater to you and your questions, in a nutshell to handle your needs. I love sex! It’s my favorite subject and activity. I am not like most women you know. I am not afraid to try anything in the bedroom, especially if it involves you. My door also swings both ways so I feel I have a good idea of what you go through on occasion.
Although it was a complete shock to me, I actually enjoy things outside of the bedroom as well. I love animals, all animals. I love to go to my cabin and sit on deck and just watch. Animals have the right idea, eat, sleep, love and have sex. Dogs are by far my favorite creature. I have two Boxers myself, one male and one female. They are the light of my day, everyday.
When it comes to me, nothing is too crazy. Well let me dial that back a bit, that truly only applies to the bedroom. When it comes to extracurricular activities that involve being dressed, I am not into extreme sports. I do not ski, I do not snow board, I do not mountain bike. I do, love a good snowball fight, bobsledding, water skiing, fishing (fresh and salt), watching football and hockey and I love to go hiking. All of these activities by the way can involve sex.
Did I mention that I love sex? I am very active in this area. Some people consider that to be, well let’s just say, not ladylike. Those of you who feel this way is welcome to your opinions but I can guarantee you that I am having a lot more fun in this life than you. I also suggest you look up the song “Lady Like” by Storm Large & the Balls. This, my new friends, is my anthem. Take a listen it will give you a much better insight into the phenomenon that is me, Francesca.
I do not consider myself to be a submissive mate, but more of a little dominatrix and a little Mrs. Beaver Cleaver (i.e. can act innocent). I like to ride and to be ridden. But if you are going to be doing the driving then you better drive it fast and hard. I can honestly state with great conviction that there is nothing I hate more than a Nancy Boy in the bedroom. I didn’t climb into bed naked to be cuddled or talked to I came to get it on, so lets not mess around. Foreplay can be fantastic if done correctly. If you are going to just lie there and wait for me to get things started you are out-of-luck.
I will remove myself from the situation and break out my little buddy, Gilligan. I am perfectly capable of handling things on my own and will probably get it done faster. Most of you need me. You need my insight. To be brutally honest, the majority of you SUCK in the bedroom. It is really a shame that mothers are so scared to talk to theirs sons and daughters about sex honestly and openly. If they did, we would all be much better at it and the divorce rate would be nonexistent.
My most favorite activity in the bedroom is spit polishing the knob. That’s right boys, a girl who LOVES to give oral satisfaction. We do exist! I almost kind of wonder if it’s because I have such penis envy, that I make it my goal to perfect this art? I can do things with my mouth and throat that have made men’s heads spin. I should really write a book about it, I would make a mint! Every one of you would be buying a copy to give to your girls.
I am really not sure what else I can tell you? If you should come across me on Facebook, I am not easy to find. Be forewarned, I will not date men I meet on Facebook, so don’t bother. I date men I meet in bookstores and airports and I screw the men I met in bars. My philosophy in this arena is this, “If you can, you do. If you can’t, you surf the net.”
I am here for your sexual needs, well “questions” to be more specific. Ask me anything on this most fantastic topic. You will not scare me off. If I have not already done it, you will simply be giving me new ideas, which I am always open to. I will do my best to answer your questions even before you ask them. But if I miss something, please write me and let me know as I will oblige.
Remember boys, when you look good we look good. Kisses Francesca.
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