Introducing Francesca

Well hello boys. The name is Francesca, or the answer to all of your questions about women, sex and how to get both.

Weight: 132 Lbs.

Hair Color: Depends on my mood – Red at the moment.

Eye Color: Blue

Bra Size: 36D, and they are natural boys!!!  No silicone in this girl.

Waist: 26”

Hips: 38

Height: 5’8” Tall

Now that you have me pictured in your head, wrap your brain around the fact that my purpose here is to cater to you and your questions, in a nutshell to handle your needs.  I love sex! It’s my favorite subject and activity.  I am not like most women you know. I am not afraid to try anything in the bedroom, especially if it involves you.  My door also swings both ways so I feel I have a good idea of what you go through on occasion.

Although it was a complete shock to me, I actually enjoy things outside of the bedroom as well.  I love animals, all animals.  I love to go to my cabin and sit on deck and just watch.  Animals have the right idea, eat, sleep, love and have sex.  Dogs are by far my favorite creature.  I have two Boxers myself, one male and one female. They are the light of my day, everyday.

When it comes to me, nothing is too crazy. Well let me dial that back a bit, that truly only applies to the bedroom.  When it comes to extracurricular activities that involve being dressed, I am not into extreme sports.  I do not ski, I do not snow board, I do not mountain bike.  I do, love a good snowball fight, bobsledding, water skiing, fishing (fresh and salt), watching football and hockey and I love to go hiking.  All of these activities by the way can involve sex.

Did I mention that I love sex?  I am very active in this area.  Some people consider that to be, well let’s just say, not ladylike.  Those of you who feel this way is welcome to your opinions but I can guarantee you that I am having a lot more fun in this life than you.  I also suggest you look up the song “Lady Like” by Storm Large & the Balls.  This, my new friends, is my anthem.  Take a listen it will give you a much better insight into the phenomenon that is me, Francesca.

I do not consider myself to be a submissive mate, but more of a little dominatrix and a little Mrs. Beaver Cleaver (i.e. can act innocent).  I like to ride and to be ridden.  But if you are going to be doing the driving then you better drive it fast and hard.  I can honestly state with great conviction that there is nothing I hate more than a Nancy Boy in the bedroom.  I didn’t climb into bed naked to be cuddled or talked to I came to get it on, so lets not mess around.  Foreplay can be fantastic if done correctly.  If you are going to just lie there and wait for me to get things started you are out-of-luck.

I will remove myself from the situation and break out my little buddy, Gilligan.  I am perfectly capable of handling things on my own and will probably get it done faster.  Most of you need me. You need my insight. To be brutally honest, the majority of you SUCK in the bedroom. It is really a shame that mothers are so scared to talk to theirs sons and daughters about sex honestly and openly.  If they did, we would all be much better at it and the divorce rate would be nonexistent.

My most favorite activity in the bedroom is spit polishing the knob. That’s right boys, a girl who LOVES to give oral satisfaction.  We do exist! I almost kind of wonder if it’s because I have such penis envy, that I make it my goal to perfect this art?  I can do things with my mouth and throat that have made men’s heads spin.  I should really write a book about it, I would make a mint!  Every one of you would be buying a copy to give to your girls.

I am really not sure what else I can tell you?  If you should come across me on Facebook, I am not easy to find.  Be forewarned, I will not date men I meet on Facebook, so don’t bother.  I date men I meet in bookstores and airports and I screw the men I met in bars.  My philosophy in this arena is this, “If you can, you do. If you can’t, you surf the net.”

I am here for your sexual needs, well “questions” to be more specific.  Ask me anything on this most fantastic topic. You will not scare me off.  If I have not already done it, you will simply be giving me new ideas, which I am always open to.  I will do my best to answer your questions even before you ask them.  But if I miss something, please write me and let me know as I will oblige.

Remember boys, when you look good we look good.  Kisses Francesca.