Guys Talk, Women Walk
We’ve all heard guys talk. The problem, however, arises when women hear them talk. When will men learn that talk is cheap? One of my female friends recently complained to me about how men talk about women and sex. It occurred to me that she was right, it’s annoying.
Guys, let me share something with you. Women don’t find your testosterone-filled competition about who has a better sex life, or who knows more about women, attractive. In fact, it turns them off completely.
Men seem to think that if they stand around and brag about their sex lives or talk about women as if they were dogs in heat that they will seem like big men to their friends. I have plenty of friends who do it and always have. So why do they do it?
Just like all annoying human behavior, this type of guy talk is born out of insecurity. If your sex life is satisfying to you and you are so happy with it, why would you feel the need to talk about it? If you were so sure you were the “player” you think you are, why the need to share your conquests?
If your ego is dependent on how many women you are able to have sex with, maybe it’s time you re-evaluate who you are because no woman of value finds that attractive. Guys who view women only as sexual conquests usually end up with someone just as insecure as they are and just as shallow. Women with any self-respect don’t want your passed around penis anywhere near them.
I find that these guys are the same ones who tout the tagline, “Bros before hos, dude.” Any man that would rather sit around and talk about who he is having sex with and how many there are with men than actually be with a woman, is, in my opinion, an idiot.
Every time I meet a guy that wants to share his sexual exploits with me, all I can think is, “What a retard. If he was actually getting this much sex, he wouldn’t feel the need to prove it to me.”
My advice to men who feel the need to talk about women like they are just objects is to focus more on the women they are dating and satisfying them and save that breath and energy for the bedroom. Perhaps that way all these women you are supposedly having sex with will actually want to come back for seconds, because with that ego-centric attitude, I don’t see how you could possibly be satisfying your mates. Sex is about giving, guys. Spend less time talking and more time giving and I guarantee your sex life will improve in quality even if it does diminish a bit in quantity. I don’t know about you, but my goal is great sex, not superficial sex in great quantities. But hey, if notches on your bedpost are your thing, more power to you. I think I’ll keep my sex life to myself. Somehow talking about it gives a little of the joy of sex away and I’m happy keeping all that joy to myself.
Does Your Girlfriend Need a Makeover?
So many of my male friends have recently discovered that the girls that are more “beauty challenged” are much better in the bedroom. This is no myth, I assure you. Some of you are just not willing to give the ugly girl a test drive whether it is because you are afraid of being ridiculed by your friends, or you are just plain too full of yourself to think that you would ever saddle yourself with such a person. However, there are ways to make that “not so good looking girl” worth taking a second look at. Here are some suggestions:
Treat Her to a “Spa Day”
Now obviously this needs to be done with finesse. Your best bet would be to treat her to a “spa day”. I have placed this in quotations for those of you without a limitless supply of funds because this is still doable the old fashioned way.
Instead of actually taking your girl to the spa, wake her up with a massage. Then follow that up with a trip to the salon. At the salon have her waxed and her hair done. (This is also affordable if you do some research and find a decent salon with reasonable prices – check out some of Jennifer’s articles for added direction).
Get Her Makeup Done
Once you are done with her hair, take her over to Nordstrom and visit the MAC Counter. This is not the MAC synonymous with Steve Jobs and Apple products. MAC is a makeup line sold at various retail stores. The girls that work the counter are true artists and the makeup itself can cover-up anything.
There are other options as well if you do not wish to go the “makeover” route.
Compliment Her When She Looks Good
The best and quite honestly, only way to go (without confrontation), would be to put out when she looks great and withhold when she doesn’t. Compliment her when she looks good. Hopefully she will take the hint and start taking more time getting ready for you. Encouragement is key.
Outside of that, the only way to go is the ugly truth! Which we both know is not going grant you a happy ending.
Love you Boys!! Keeping coming back.
Kisses, Francesca
Introducing Francesca
Well hello boys. The name is Francesca, or the answer to all of your questions about women, sex and how to get both.
Weight: 132 Lbs.
Hair Color: Depends on my mood – Red at the moment.
Eye Color: Blue
Bra Size: 36D, and they are natural boys!!! No silicone in this girl.
Waist: 26”
Hips: 38
Height: 5’8” Tall
Now that you have me pictured in your head, wrap your brain around the fact that my purpose here is to cater to you and your questions, in a nutshell to handle your needs. I love sex! It’s my favorite subject and activity. I am not like most women you know. I am not afraid to try anything in the bedroom, especially if it involves you. My door also swings both ways so I feel I have a good idea of what you go through on occasion.
Although it was a complete shock to me, I actually enjoy things outside of the bedroom as well. I love animals, all animals. I love to go to my cabin and sit on deck and just watch. Animals have the right idea, eat, sleep, love and have sex. Dogs are by far my favorite creature. I have two Boxers myself, one male and one female. They are the light of my day, everyday.
When it comes to me, nothing is too crazy. Well let me dial that back a bit, that truly only applies to the bedroom. When it comes to extracurricular activities that involve being dressed, I am not into extreme sports. I do not ski, I do not snow board, I do not mountain bike. I do, love a good snowball fight, bobsledding, water skiing, fishing (fresh and salt), watching football and hockey and I love to go hiking. All of these activities by the way can involve sex.
Did I mention that I love sex? I am very active in this area. Some people consider that to be, well let’s just say, not ladylike. Those of you who feel this way is welcome to your opinions but I can guarantee you that I am having a lot more fun in this life than you. I also suggest you look up the song “Lady Like” by Storm Large & the Balls. This, my new friends, is my anthem. Take a listen it will give you a much better insight into the phenomenon that is me, Francesca.
I do not consider myself to be a submissive mate, but more of a little dominatrix and a little Mrs. Beaver Cleaver (i.e. can act innocent). I like to ride and to be ridden. But if you are going to be doing the driving then you better drive it fast and hard. I can honestly state with great conviction that there is nothing I hate more than a Nancy Boy in the bedroom. I didn’t climb into bed naked to be cuddled or talked to I came to get it on, so lets not mess around. Foreplay can be fantastic if done correctly. If you are going to just lie there and wait for me to get things started you are out-of-luck.
I will remove myself from the situation and break out my little buddy, Gilligan. I am perfectly capable of handling things on my own and will probably get it done faster. Most of you need me. You need my insight. To be brutally honest, the majority of you SUCK in the bedroom. It is really a shame that mothers are so scared to talk to theirs sons and daughters about sex honestly and openly. If they did, we would all be much better at it and the divorce rate would be nonexistent.
My most favorite activity in the bedroom is spit polishing the knob. That’s right boys, a girl who LOVES to give oral satisfaction. We do exist! I almost kind of wonder if it’s because I have such penis envy, that I make it my goal to perfect this art? I can do things with my mouth and throat that have made men’s heads spin. I should really write a book about it, I would make a mint! Every one of you would be buying a copy to give to your girls.
I am really not sure what else I can tell you? If you should come across me on Facebook, I am not easy to find. Be forewarned, I will not date men I meet on Facebook, so don’t bother. I date men I meet in bookstores and airports and I screw the men I met in bars. My philosophy in this arena is this, “If you can, you do. If you can’t, you surf the net.”
I am here for your sexual needs, well “questions” to be more specific. Ask me anything on this most fantastic topic. You will not scare me off. If I have not already done it, you will simply be giving me new ideas, which I am always open to. I will do my best to answer your questions even before you ask them. But if I miss something, please write me and let me know as I will oblige.
Remember boys, when you look good we look good. Kisses Francesca.
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